I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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