Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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