This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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