Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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