Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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