I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
FUCK WHALES
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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