ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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