He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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