i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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