that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I would ride that face into the sunset
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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