yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
bring money and cleavage
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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