do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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