How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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