terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
