Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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