u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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