what day is it and did you see me today?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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