Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
