I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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