you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
pray to the hookup gods
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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