Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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