I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
