Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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