He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Found your dick twin last night
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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