I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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