those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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