she woke up with a sticky ear
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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