I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Randomize
