What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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