You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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