Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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