I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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