I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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