After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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