I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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