do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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