the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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