Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You can't special order awesome
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
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