i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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