so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
