He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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