in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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