so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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