im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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