So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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