yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Randomize
