I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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