i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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