He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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