You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
