oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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