hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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