I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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