I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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