I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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