he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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